This is an offer for a two year supply of dog food for two dogs and all the vet services and medications they would require. This amazing offer also includes:
- Free house/pet sitting services when you are out of town
- Five (That's, count them, five!) dog beds
- Dog collars
- Dog food bowls
- Free fancy schmancy Leashes
This incredible offer, hard to believe, never to be repeated, comes with not one, but two (2!) of the nicest, sweetest, mellowest dogs this blogger has ever known.
Yes, as amazing as it is, all of this (AND MORE!) can be yours for the asking.What else does this fantastic offer include, you may ask?
How about...- FREE transportation to ANYWHERE in CONUS (that's Continental United States for those of you not in the military/intelligence community)
- FREE instructions on how to feed two "special needs" dogs
- ALL THE LOVE AND DEVOTION YOU'VE EVER WANTED.
There is No Fine Print to this offer.
Here's what else you get!- The opportunity to watch them sleep 23 hours a day!
- The chance to enjoy tail wagging during the daily Pill Pocket treat!
- BISCUITS to administer at your whim!
And yet, ... I love these dogs!
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I can vouch for the cuteness of the dogs (not that I'm biased...)
ReplyDeleteWhat about the cuteness of the owner :-)? Seriously, I can vouch for the sweetness of the dogs. I've met them and they are very nice, easy-to-be-around friendly dogs. They deserve a good foster home. We would take them, but aren't sure about our own dog so decided we can't. But I encourage everyone to consider "fostering" these dogs as they would make a loving addition to your home.
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